woodland creature with a shotgun and a funny bone

neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

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niggertime:

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meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

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couldve:

cannot see the canadians

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that-anna-kid:

WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM

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wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

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